Jack Of All Trades (Erotica)

“NO! No, I’m sure it doesn’t mean that,” Jack said looking at Gee and Bal for confirmation as did the rest.

“Jack is not King. He is… the Queen’s Consort,” Gee said with a subdued voice.

“Consort?!? But that means he’s married to the Queen!” Roland continued to hyperventilate.

“Altarians don’t have the concept of marriage or even boyfriend girlfriend. I have no idea what being an Altarian Consort means,” Jack growled. “Regardless, I have to get back to Altaria. I’m a ‘daddy’… again. See, here it’s appropriate to use that term. They’re babies.”

Diana squirmed. “On Earth it’s a term of endearment and has no age restrictions,” she pouted.

Jack went still and looked at the woman. “You know I’m from Earth, right?”Property © 2024 N0(v)elDrama.Org.

Her pout just got deeper.

Jack looked back to Walter. “Do you have everything you need to finish the tuxedo?” The man nodded, still looking a little awestruck to be clothing the Queen’s Consort. “OK, add to that order eight dress shirts and four pairs of dress slacks, you select the colors and patterns. You have impeccable taste and you have the sizes. I’ll settle the bill now so my order can just be picked up tomorrow,” he explained.

Walter entered his order into his sales terminal and Jack’s eyes widened at the total but he knew his account would cover it so he authorized the transfer.

“May we claim to have dressed the Altarian Queen’s Consort in our marketing materials?” Walter asked.

“Sure, but you might want to hold off for a short time to see how the winds blow. I have a feeling not everyone will be as controlled in their reaction as Diana here.” Glancing at the woman in question he was surprised to see she was looking back with desire in her eyes. Hadn’t he just accused her of acting childish?

There was a series of heavy thumps on the front door and Gee made her way over to Jack’s side.

“There is a group of angry looking men at the door and I don’t believe they are annoyed at not being able to purchase clothing. I believe we were seen entering this establishment which is no longer a safe place for you. We should leave,” she insisted.

Bal arrived at his side. “Someone is pounding on the back door as well. They sound angry.”

There was a loud rattling sound and they turned their eyes to the front windows where riot guards were rolling down to protect the glass. This covered the front and rear doors as well. Walter stepped out of the backroom where he’d triggered the protection.

“How are we supposed to leave now?” Jack asked him.

“I can fly you out,” Diana said. “If we are going to leave I suggest we do it now before someone thinks to go to the roof parking lot.” Gee and Bal nodded to her and they set off at a trot.

Jack quickly shook Walter’s and Roland’s hands then raced after the ladies. When he stepped out onto the roof Diana was already behind the controls powering up the sleek vehicle and Bal had the rear door open. Gee grabbed his arm as he came out onto the roof deck and the two agents practically tossed him in the back door as they followed him in. He fell into the foot well on his back and the two Altarians climbed on top of him, hiding him from view. They’d pulled their gowns off and used their black fur to make the back seat look like it was in deep shadow. It was a very convincing illusion. The only problem being the fact that Jack now had two naked Altarian females pressing their bodies over his and he began to respond.

“Can you two get off of me?” Jack pleaded.

“Lie still and be quiet!” Bal hissed and squished him deeper into the well.

That just pressed her lower breasts harder against his chest and her upper ones against his chin. Gee’s stomach was bearing the brunt of his growth. “That is uncomfortable. Stop it,” Gee grunted.

“I would if you two would get off of me!” he growled. His arm was trapped beneath him and began to cramp so he had to move it. He tugged it out from under his body and felt something wet.

“Remove your hand, NOW!” Bal growled.

He jerked his hand away from her inner thighs. “Oh god! I’m sorry, my arm was cramping. No offense meant.” Desperate to get his mind off of the sensations he was feeling with Bal’s breasts rubbing him and Gee squirming against his erection he called out to Diana.

“Are you taking us to the Gate terminal?” he said.

“I was but there was a huge crowd of people in front of the building. There was nowhere safe to land and you would never have made it to the entrance. I’m taking you to my place until we can think of another idea. It’s secure,” she answered.

Jack struggled to remain calm but his body was heating up. He was sure his musk must be reaching saturation in the closed interior of the vehicle. While they were remarkably disciplined, he was beginning to scent a spicy heat coming from the agents.

Bal shifted suddenly and a stiff nipple was pressing against his lips. He gasped involuntarily and it was in his mouth. She clutched his head to hold him still but his tongue stroked the fleshy nub pinched between his lips. Bal made a sound much like a whimper and pressed her tit harder against his mouth. He opened his mouth a little wider and sucked more of her tit inside while his tongue stroked across her nipple feeling it swell.

This had the effect of making his cock stand at full attention and Gee squirmed to find a more comfortable position for her poked stomach.

Bal began trembling and twitching. She was moaning with need so Jack moved his hand back to the wetness and felt her tense up as his fingers slid inside. She didn’t say anything this time but just opened her legs slightly to allow him better access. He pumped two fingers deeply into her and he heard her breath gust out in deep panting. Ten strokes later he gently tugged at her nipple with his teeth and her thighs snapped together pinning his hand in place. Bal gushed her orgasm over his hand and unfortunately over Gee’s chest.

Gee sputtered her indignation then the light in the vehicle dropped suddenly as it swept under the cover of a garage.

“We’re here,” Diana said over the seat.

Gee was immediately moving. She opened the door and slipped out to ensure they were secure. Bal disengaged from Jack and wobbled as she tried to follow her partner. She glanced back at Jack with a troubled look then was outside. He pulled himself out of the foot well, picked up the Altarian’s gowns, and climbed out into the interior of a private garage. There was a space next to Diana’s for another vehicle but otherwise the space was empty. A door to the house was off to their left.

“This is a private dwelling?” Gee asked Diana.

“Yes, it’s just me,” she replied and Jack noticed her face was flushed. She moved forward and palmed the door open and Gee was inside. Moments later Bal indicated they could enter.

“We must… clean ourselves Do not leave the house and stay away from the windows,” Bal said as the two Altarians took their gowns from Jack and stepped into the guest washroom.

As soon as they were alone Diana crushed herself up against Jack’s chest and her tongue was in his mouth.

Jack reeled with the incredible sensation of her large tits pressing against him. It had been a long time since he’d felt that. He kissed her back, tangling his tongue around hers as she ground her mound against his cock. His hands dropped to grab her ass and he pulled her tight against himself.

Diana pulled back as suddenly as she’d kissed him and grabbed his hand. She pulled him down the hall and across the house through the door to her bedroom. They frantically took their clothes off as they drank in each other’s bodies. She grinned appreciatively when he threw off his shirt.

Diana was all lush curves and smooth skin. She kept fit but not to the point where her softness was replaced by hard planes of her underlying muscles. Her breasts were large and she supported them with a sexy black lace bra which she was just removing. Jack smiled when he saw her large areola and thick nipples. So different from the Altarians. His last article of clothing dropped and she pulled him onto the bed. She slid her body over his and kissed him again.

It was heaven! Diana was so soft and so much heavier than an Altarian, not that he’d be so stupid to tell her that.

He rolled her over onto her back and kissed his way down her neck. She moaned and he made note to return to her sensitive neck later.

Jack squeezed her breasts in his hands, marvelling at their weight and softness then he took as much of one in his mouth as he could. He teased her nipple with his tongue as he gently scraped his teeth across the areola. Diana grabbed his head and pulled it tighter against her breast. He finally had to push himself away as he was at risk of suffocating in her flesh. He paid equal attention to her other tit and barely escaped losing his life to that one as well. He made his way down her smooth torso.

He noticed she had a bit of jewellery dangling from her belly button and moved on to the small patch of hair she’d left above her pussy. He pressed his lips to it and Diana moaned and thrust her hips up as her eyes closed.

He could scent that she was ready and needed no further teasing. He stroked her from bottom to top once with the flat of his tongue and she arched once more as she cried out her pleasure.

Jack remembered his female anatomy lessons and brought her to heights she’d never experienced before. Her swollen clit tingled madly as he returned to it again and again only to stop to allow the sensations to calm.

“Fuck me Jack! Oh God! Fuck me!” she cried as she clawed at him to climb back up her body.

He froze, his brain returning to him. “I don’t have a condom!”

“I’m on the pill. Get up here and fuck me!” she growled.

Without further delay Jack moved up on the bed and slipped his hard cock deep into her wet pussy. He didn’t stop until their bodies slapped together.

“AAAAaaaaaaaaah! Fuck! That felt so good!” Diana screamed.

Jack started up a rhythm as she cried out and pulled at his ass. Then he accelerated until he was hammering her into the mattress.

“FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK MMMEEEEE!!!!!” Diana screamed, her legs flung wide. She looked up at him with a strange expression then she reached up and grabbed his horns. Her smile went crooked and her eyes rolled back in her head. Jack snorted in surprise but unconsciously increased his pace and force until the slamming impacts were becoming brutal and both of them were bathed in sweat.